BRACE YOURSELF.

A LAGER SIDESTEPS THE ORDINARY, STARING TRADITION IN THE EYE AND WALKING BRISKLY IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. WE CALL IT YELLOW MATTER LAGER.

A PERFECTLY UNREMARKABLE YET REMARKABLY PERFECT LAGER.

IMAGINE A BEER THAT DOESN’T ASK QUESTIONS. NO FRILLS, NO EXOTIC FRUITS, NO FORCED OPINIONS. JUST STRAIGHTFORWARD REFRESHMENT THAT DOES EXACTLY WHAT IT SHOULD: QUENCH, CHILL, AND VANISH WITHOUT FUSS. IT’S PRECISELY WHAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED. OR MAYBE YOU DEFINITELY KNEW YOU NEEDED IT. THE ANTIDOTE TO OVERTHINKING IN A GLASS.

LIMITED RUN.